Cast
Quinn Mills-Klownikov
Full Name: Quinten Baily Mills-Klownikov
Nickname(s): Quinn, Q
Age: 33
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: Autism
Job: Clown Queen, Wild animal tamer (Lions/tigers/bears), manager, acrobatics coordinator
Abilities: big cat communication
Likes: Tigers, her kids, silly coffee mugs, crime novels
Dislikes: socializing, loose fabrics, detangling her hair.
Quinn is quick-tempered, easily stressed, and hates being the center of attention, which aren’t exactly helpful when you’re the new queen of Clowny Island. On the plus side, she’s also empathetic and always wants to do what is right for everyone.
Kingston Klownikov
Full Name: Kingston Marshell Klownikov
Nickname(s): Kay, King
Age: 32
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown/Mime
Sexuality: Biromantic/Demisexual
Disabilities: Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), generalized anxiety
Job: Clown King, illusionist, announcer, Ringmaster, pianist, actor
Abilities: visual manipulation, vocal manipulation
Likes: wordplay, entertaining people, piano, spending time with family, illusions
Dislikes: mime jokes, being called “harlequin”, formal royal meetings, being tired
Claudette Klownikov
Full Name: Claudette Cerise Klownikov II
Nickname(s): Claudy
Age: 13
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown/Mime
Sexuality: Lesbian
Disabilities: Autism
Job: Clown Princess, comedian, actor
Abilities: teleportation
Likes: comedy, dolls, Swamp Princess, balloons, dresses, dogs, her family, the circus, elephants, friends, cute earrings
Dislikes: pants, rejection
Charlie Klownikov
Full Name: Charles ‘Charlie’ Codona Klownikov II
Nickname(s): Charlie
Age: 13
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown/Mime
Sexuality: Asexual/Aromantic
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Clown Prince, Acrobat, back-up pianist
Abilities: feline communication, stunts
Likes: cats, tabletop games, piano, video games, dancing, STUNTS, acrobatics
Dislikes: being bored, romance, twin questions, being talked down to, when people treat Claudette unfairly
Buff Baby
Full Name: Retta ‘Red’ Leitzel Klownikov
Nickname(s): Red, Buff Baby
Age: 7
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown/Mime
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Clown Princess, Strong girl
Powers: natural super strength
Likes: Make-believe, dolls, pretty dresses, Chickens, Princess movies/books
Dislikes: Being told what to do, being treated like a baby
Pascal Pantamimal
Full Name: Pascal Monet Pantamimal
Nickname(s): Pas, Slim, Legs
Age: 25
Pronouns: he/him
Species: mime
Sexuality: Straight (?)
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Royal servant, illusion assistant
Abilities: creating invisible structures
Likes: Painting, planes, order, cleaning, black and white movies, indie music
Dislikes: chaos, messes
Penelope Pavlov
Full Name: Penelope Pavlov Mills Honksworth
Nickname(s): Pen,dog lady
Age: 32
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: ptsd
Job: dog trainer, costume designer
Abilities: canine communication
Leo Cashworthy
Full Name: Leonard ‘Leo’ J. Cashworthy
Nickname(s): Leo, Lee, dreadlocks, Locs,
Age: 35
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Disabilities: back pain, perfectionism, eating disorder (Orthorexia)
Sexuality: Pansexual/Polyamorous
Job: Clownly Island Treasurer, lawyer, producer, former strongman, former living cannonball, fitness instructor
Abilities: natural super strength, math
Matisse Émile
Full Name: Matisse Émile
Nickname(s): Mat, Shorty
Age: 19
Pronouns: She/her
Species: Mime
Sexuality: Lesbian
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Servant, Guitarist
Abilities: n/a
Will Mills
Full Name: Will Giacomo Mills
Nickname(s): WillFred
Age: 24
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: ADHD
Job: Comedian, actor
Abilities: n/a
Likes: Sleeping, pranks, comedy, candy, cool shoes, parties
Dislikes: sitting still, failure, working
Fred Mills
Full Name: Fredrick Giovanni Mills
Nickname(s): Fred, WillFred
Age: 24
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Gay af
Disabilities: hip down amputated right leg (uses at prosthetic), depression
Job: writer, comedian, actor
Abilities: n/a
Daisy Lili
Full Name: Daisy Rowan Lili
Nickname(s): Tiny Teen (as a teenager), The littlest acrobat
Age: 28
Pronouns: She/her/they/them
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Pansexual
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Acrobat, dancer, actor
Abilities: bird communication
Cupcake Harrison
Full Name: Cupcake Harrison
Nickname(s): Beard Babe
Age: 30
Pronouns: She/her
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Bisexual
Disabilities: social anxiety
Job: Acrobat, dancer, actor
Abilities: Growing her hair super fast
Ron Strongson
Full Name: Ronald McDonald Strongson
Nickname(s): Ron, Old Man
Age: 73 1/2
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Gay/asexual
Disabilities: n/a
Job: strongman, roustabout
Abilities: natural super strength