Cast
Quinn Mills-Klownikov
Full Name: Quinten Baily Mills-Klownikov
Nickname(s): Quinn, Q
Age: 33
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: Autism
Job: Clown Queen, Wild animal tamer (Lions/tigers/bears), manager, acrobatics coordinator
Abilities: big cat communication
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: Tigers, her kids, silly coffee mugs, crime novels
Dislikes: socializing, loose fabrics, detangling her hair.
Quinn is quick-tempered, easily stressed, and hates being the center of attention, which aren’t exactly helpful when you’re the new queen of Clowny Island. On the plus side, she’s also empathetic and always wants to do what is right for everyone.
Kingston Klownikov
Full Name: Kingston Marshell Klownikov
Nickname(s): Kay, King
Age: 32
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown/Mime
Sexuality: Biromantic/Demisexual
Disabilities: Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), generalized anxiety
Job: Clown King, illusionist, announcer, Ringmaster, pianist, actor
Abilities: visual manipulation, vocal manipulation
Home Kingdom: Mimopolis (Mime Empire)
Likes: wordplay, entertaining people, piano, spending time with family, illusions
Dislikes: mime jokes, being called “harlequin”, formal royal meetings, being tired
Claudette Klownikov
Full Name: Claudette Cerise Klownikov II
Nickname(s): Claudy
Age: 13
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown/Mime
Sexuality: Lesbian
Disabilities: Autism
Job: Clown Princess, comedian, actor
Abilities: teleportation
Home Kingdom: St. Andrews (Sheep Kingdom)
Likes: comedy, dolls, Swamp Princess, balloons, dresses, dogs, her family, the circus, elephants, friends, cute earrings
Dislikes: pants, rejection
Charlie Klownikov
Full Name: Charles ‘Charlie’ Codona Klownikov II
Nickname(s): Charlie
Age: 13
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown/Mime
Sexuality: Asexual/Aromantic
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Clown Prince, Acrobat, back-up pianist
Abilities: feline communication, stunts
Home Kingdom: St. Andrews (Sheep Kingdom)
Likes: cats, tabletop games, piano, video games, dancing, STUNTS, acrobatics
Dislikes: being bored, romance, twin questions, being talked down to, unfairness
Buff Baby
Full Name: Retta ‘Red’ Leitzel Klownikov
Nickname(s): Red, Buff Baby
Age: 7
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown/Mime
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Clown Princess, Strong girl
Abilities: natural super strength
Home Kingdom: St. Andrews (Sheep Kingdom)
Likes: Make-believe, dolls, pretty dresses, Chickens, Princess movies and books
Dislikes: Being told what to do
Pascal Pantamimal
Full Name: Pascal Monet Pantamimal
Nickname(s): Pas, Slim, Legs
Age: 25
Pronouns: he/him
Species: mime
Sexuality: Straight (?)
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Royal servant, illusion assistant
Abilities: creating invisible structures
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: Painting, planes, order, cleaning, black and white movies, indie music
Dislikes: chaos, messes, ear jokes
Penelope Pavlov
Full Name: Penelope Pavlov Mills Honksworth
Nickname(s): Pen, dog lady
Age: 32
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: ptsd
Job: dog trainer, costume designer
Abilities: canine communication
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: dogs, fashion, sewing, training her dogs, dolls
Dislikes: people, fleas, talking about her ex-husband
Leo Cashworthy
Full Name: Leonard ‘Leo’ J. Cashworthy
Nickname(s): Leo, Lee, dreadlocks, Locs,
Age: 35
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Disabilities: back injury, perfectionism, eating disorder (Orthorexia)
Sexuality: Pansexual, Polyamorous
Job: Clownly Island Treasurer, lawyer, producer, former strongman, former living cannonball, fitness instructor
Abilities: natural super strength, math
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: attention, math jokes, working out, action movies, astronomy
Dislikes: His father, not being able to lift anymore, people touching his hair, being alone
Matisse Émile
Full Name: Matisse Émile
Nickname(s): Mat, Shorty
Age: 19~20
Pronouns: She/her
Species: Mime
Sexuality: Lesbian
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Servant, Guitarist, bassist
Abilities: n/a
Home Kingdom: Mimopolis (Mime Empire)
Likes: rock music, classical music, playing music, frogs
Dislikes: Mimopolis government, the empress, rules
Will Mills
Full Name: Will Giacomo Mills
Nickname(s): WillFred
Age: 24
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: ADHD
Job: Comedian, actor
Abilities: n/a
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: Sleeping, pranks, comedy, candy, cool shoes, parties, Dasiy
Dislikes: sitting still, failure, working, when Fred is upset
Fred Mills
Full Name: Fredrick Giovanni Mills
Nickname(s): Fred, WillFred
Age: 24
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Gay af
Disabilities: hip down amputated right leg (uses at prosthetic), major depression
Job: writer, comedian, actor
Abilities: n/a
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: fantasy books, writing, pranks
Dislikes: Being asked about his leg, when people don’t “get him” or his writing
Daisy Lili
Full Name: Daisy Rowan Lili
Nickname(s): Tiny Teen (as a teenager), The littlest acrobat
Age: 28
Pronouns: She/her/they/them
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Pansexual
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Acrobat, dancer, actor, yoga instructor, trans and nonbinary youth mentor
Abilities: bird communication
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: pigeons, meditating, yoga, nature, hanging out with Cupcake, Will
Dislikes: short jokes, being mistaken for a child
Cupcake Harrison
Full Name: Cupcake Harrison
Nickname(s): Beard Babe
Age: 30
Pronouns: She/her
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Bisexual
Disabilities: social anxiety
Job: Acrobat, dancer, actor, children’s dance instructor
Abilities: Growing her hair super fast
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: dancing, aerobics, hanging out with Daisy, children
Dislikes: crowds, talking to strangers, shaving every day, when people tug on her beard
Ron Strongson
Full Name: Ronald McDonald Strongson
Nickname(s): Ron, Old Man
Age: 70-Something
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Gay/asexual
Disabilities: n/a
Job: strongman, roustabout, set builder
Abilities: natural super strength
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: woodworking, furniture renovation, dolphins, nature walks
Dislikes: talking, a lot of noise, being dismissed because of his age
Queen Louise
Full Name: Louise Jokeson Mills
Nickname(s): Queen
Age: It’s rude to ask a lady her age
Pronouns: she/her
Species: Clown
Sexuality: Straight
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Former Queen of Clowny Island
Abilities: Clairvoyance
Home Kingdom: Clowny Island (Clown Kingdom)
Likes: Yoga, crystals,
Dislikes:
Manet
Full Name: Manet Pantamimal
Nickname(s): n/a
Age: 55~
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Mime
Sexuality: Unknown
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Royal butler
Abilities: Pyrokinesis
Home Kingdom: Mimopolis (Mime Empire)
Likes: Classic cars, Loud concerts
Dislikes: King George, unapproved physical contact
Aries
Full Name: Aries Cashworthy
Nickname(s): n/a
Age: 60s
Pronouns: he/him
Species: clown
Sexuality: straight
Disabilities: n/a
Job: Cashworthy Financing Bank CEO/founder
Abilities: Super strength, thick skin
Home Kingdom: Palm Island (Coconut Kingdom)
Likes: His wife Gemma, Diana, his grandkids, gardening, ‘Duffy the Werewolf Slaughterer’ tv series, working, numbers, being the smartest person in the room
Dislikes: Leo, King George, Charles Klownikov, most people